44 Things To Do With Your Agenda

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Payton Shiver
September 22, 2009
Filed under Student Life

Cries of complaint resounded throughout North Augusta High School when we received our new 2009-2010 agendas. A few of our most creative minds have some awesome, hilarious ways to put your new agenda to good use.

  1. Use as toilet paper.
  2. Play ultimate Frisbee.
  3. Use as firewood and dance around the ashes.
  4. Use as a napkin.
  5. Blow your nose in it.
  6. Use as a sketch pad for art.
  7. Pass notes during class.
  8. Cut up and use as confetti on New Year’s.
  9. Make cootie catchers.
  10. Attempt to write school assignments.
  11. Create origami.
  12. Make a paper boat and set sail.
  13. Skateboard down the halls to get to class on time.
  14. Print a fake student ID on glossy paper.
  15. Shred it and use it as kitty litter.
  16. Make a paper hat.
  17. Create a paper football game.
  18. Use as a cup coaster.
  19. Defend yourself against bullies.
  20. Use as a random projectile.
  21. Stop up a toilet.
  22. Create a fleet of paper airplanes.
  23. Make paper dolls.
  24. Stop a leak in the ceiling.
  25. Line your hamster cage.
  26. Trip up your friends.
  27. Make spitballs and fire away!
  28. Write “TYJ is better than Sandspurs,” and put it in their room.
  29. Lose it “accidentally.”
  30. Bring ‘hornets’ back in style.
  31. Write a strongly worded letter to the district about the agendas.
  32. Create snowflakes.
  33. Boycott the agendas and use paper as signs.
  34. Tear out passes in the back and save the environment; recycle!
  35. Write “out of order” sign and create confusion.
  36. Rig your lockers.
  37. Use as an umbrella on a rainy day.
  38. Attempt to use as a parachute.
  39. Feed to random petting zoo animals.
  40. Use as a doorstopper.
  41. Create a greeting card on glossy paper.
  42. Make paper mache.
  43. Make bead jewelry.
  44. Create a Mardi Gras mask for Halloween.

With all these exciting ideas of what to do with your new agendas, how could anyone be upset with the quality?

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2 Responses to “44 Things To Do With Your Agenda”

  1. Ninja Smoak on September 30th, 2009 10:12 am

    45: Use agenda to make paper ninja stars.

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  2. Danforth on February 10th, 2010 1:25 pm

    There are two reasons for me to hang on to my agenda:
    1)Hall passes
    2) Use as a lever to pry out the quarter that got stuck in the snack machine

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